"Master, I…think it’s time for your nap. You look more pale than usual. Let me tuck you in bed now."
"Kimimaro, either I see that christmas thong or I shall set your hair on fire."
*drinks the tears*
[cries into a corner because he’s being bullied over his hair]
"I always thought it looked nice…"
"A woman’s pubic hair. Time for fashion. We need a head as smooth as your perky buttcheeks."
"What, no! I’m not going to die! I’ve worked to damn hard for that. Besides were making another season of SD, so we each get more screentime."
Ah, so close. It was so fun to tease himself…Close yet untouchable…for now. Orochimaru lifted his own hand, biting his thumb until it bled. “Let’s teach you how to summon, hm?”
//Omg dont worry that orosasu shit is all for show i get creepy shivers when i think of it oro is just a tease and a perv
good send him over orochimaru wants to wrap that thang around ol’ stitches
"A spy, hm? And you puzzle me with your words, cat. An angel? I am perfect, but even I would not describe myself as such…"
"Good, my dear." Orochimaru beckoned to his prize. "This will be the first of many lessons…"
//HAHA CANT STOP WONT STOP
"What did you come for then?"
"Your aniki." Orochimaru sneered slightly. "Well then I suppose you’ll have to play by my rules, yes?"